Men of Nia Weekend: Santa Fe
I got into town late on Thursday night. I ordered my pizza delivered to the room and crashed in front of the TV. On Friday morning, I woke up after sleeping in luxuriously late. The motel here has a great system. They call the room in the morning to check if I need housekeeping service. Typically they just pound on the door, waking me up and alarming River into a short barking frenzy. They yell out through the door "HOUSEKEEPING!" And I'm required to call back to them, "NO THANKS! I"M NAKED AND SLEEPING AND DON"T NEED SERVICE TODAY!" River adds, "Bark bark bark bark!" She calls out "DO YOU NEED TOWELS?" I shout "NO THANK YOU!!" River offers, "bark bark bark bark." So, yeah, handling it over the phone seems so much more civilized. No door pounding. No shouting. No barking. Finally, after I was awake and had my coffee, I needed to wash some clothes. The property has no laundry facility so I got to go fin...